Help me!! I need fic ideas.

[jasmasson]

If you were Chad Michael Murray and noticed your good friend Jared Padalecki was living in domestic bliss with one Jensen Ackles, and yet they spent all their time eating cereal on the couch and watching cartoons in their underwear and NOT having sex, and you maybe got into a bet with Megan Padalecki, Mackenzie Ackles and Chris Kane about who could get them together, what would your matchmaking-strategy be?

[Poll #1302869]

Comments

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Dude. Clearly, Chad would do them all. And then end up with the guys each thinking he has a thing for either them or the other

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're so right. You totally know this is going to backfire on him SPECTACULARLY!!!!!

[astrangerfate.livejournal.com]

THIS POLL IS MADE OF SO MUCH WIN I CANNOT PICK JUST ONE ANSWER.

Yes, caps were totally necessary there. I want to read this fic soooo hard. Okay, I'm going to limit myself to three answers in an attempt to be slightly helpful:

- Lock them in the make-up trailer overnight
- Make fake journal entries from Jared saying I <3 Jensen and leave them for Jensen to find?
- Put Jensen up in a charity auction for a date so Jared has to rescue him from the crazy-eyed fangirls?

And honorable mention goes to pointing out Jensen's ass to Jared, because he so would, but when that didn't work immediately he would have to try something more drastic.

OMG CHAD!!!! <3

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Thanks Cam! It's definitely getting written... it's my sweet charity fic ;)

Well, they're all probably going to have a go at it, so maybe ALL three of those strategies can be used! \o/\o/\o/

<3 Chad ;)

[micmezle.livejournal.com]

Put Jensen up in a charity auction for a date so Jared has to rescue him from the crazy-eyed fangirls?

I think I've already fic very similar to this but I'd read it again or another version of it.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Cool!

Because, you know, the ol' 'charity auction/you belong to me, mwahahaha' plan is both classic and fool-proof. Possibly ;)

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Um, the thing is, it's CHAD. So do you want what Chad would do, or what would actually be successful? ;-)

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

It's Chad, as you so rightly point out, so it IS, indeed, going to fail horrifically ;)

[acidquill.livejournal.com]

Gahhhh. Couldn't decide between the makeup trailer, the hooker and getting their fucking acts together....actually maybe he did the hooker and then the trailer and then the yelling.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Excellent thought! Because, you know, no detailed plan is actually going to work for you Chad, because you're Chad. Yelling is probably your best bet!

[athynto.livejournal.com]

O god this is soo good.
I can't decide really, but I would love to read this one: Hit on Jensen to make Jared jealous.
Chad hitting on Jensen, squirming Jensen and fuming Jared. This could be awesome.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

That would be so adorably awkward, wouldn't it? Hee! Definite possibilities ;)

[starweather.livejournal.com]

OH THIS IS SO HARD. *bites nails*

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

I'm mean to not have ticky boxes, I know ;)

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

all of the above! haha


does this mean fic?!

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Hee! You know they'll all fail in some deeply dorky way, and he'll end up having to try them ALL!!

Definitely fic! \o/

[deadbeat-nymph.livejournal.com]

Charity auction FTW!

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

It's a classic ;)

Can you imagine Jensen's face?!! Deer-in-the-headlights, poor shy boy *snigger*.

[smidirini.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I NEED a Chad Icon :P

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Hee! Chad is awesome ;)

[ruefull.livejournal.com]

I don't know Chad, but I know how men think. *g* If it were me, I'd approach them, separately, with all sincere confidentiality, knowing winks and furtive looks around, and remind them that as their friend, I wouldn't tell a soul, they know they can trust me, so come on, tell me, how is he, really? You know, in bed? I mean, he's hot, yeah, but that's not always a guarantee, you know, and he's got those (cheekbones/legs/insert appropriate body part here) and I mean, I'm a modern guy, I'm open, I see things, and he's been looking at you, so... So, how is he? And then wait for his brain to implode. In a day or two, they're looking at each other and catching each other, and the rest is Karma/chemistry/lust. *g*

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

You know, I think this idea is a definite winner. I think I will use it, if you don't mind (not for Chad FYI - too subtle ;) but for one of the others. Thanks!!

[mini-moue.livejournal.com]

I think Chad would try them all - maybe pick two or three and then his final coup de grace is the charity auction, and you know Jared would insist on getting his money's worth... ;-) Actually, you really have to write this now!

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Jared would DEFINITELY wnat his money worth! It's only frugal *nods*

OMG! I LOVE your icon! Rrrrr.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Heh. I can totally see the poor guy trying to just point out the many assets of Mr. Ackles to Jared who would then presume that Chad himself is crushing on Jensen and who would then - awesome friend that he is - step back to give them a chance but warn Chad to better be serious about Jensen or else. And because they're manly men who are men that would completely suck at just talking to you know, realise what's really going on. And then there could be that auction and Jared would expect Chad to make a bid who, of course, wouldn't because (a) straight, thank you very much and (b) Jared + Jensen = love. So in the nick of time, aka when Jensen is throwing around wildly desperate looks to have somebody rescue him from that blond, mid-fifty woman with the very scary fingernails, Jared would step in to be a great friend. But Jared and Jensen would probably still not buy a clue, so in the end Chad would scream and flail and yes. Jared and Jensen would lock themselves into that trailer.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

That sounds so coooool. Hey, I know, why don't YOU write it *ggggg*

[huntress69.livejournal.com]

I love the charity auction, that would be great. But I know I will enjoy it no matter what you write LOL...yes, I am a suck-up.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Awwww.

*hugs you like Jared hugs Jensen*... well, maybe not quite like that ;)

[havenward.livejournal.com]

The charity auction method would come from someone else, unless you want Chad's to be the one to win.


Although something would have to go horribly wrong with the auction first...

Have I mentioned I love your brain? A lot? A lot a lot? Cuz I do.

<3

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

<3 <3 <3

Definitely the potential for massive fail-ness in this plan... which I love about Chad *ggggg*

[emerald-angel9.livejournal.com]

i had an idea for a bachelor auction fic last year before i started writing, and give it to a friend who used it for her bigbang fic, but i'm DYING to see what you'd make of it. she set it before SPN, so yours would be totally different and i'm already LMAO thinking about what you'll come up with.
please, please pick that one????

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! You can never have too much of boys owning other boys, amirite?!! ;)

[stungunbilly.livejournal.com]

Also, Chad would totally hint around a ridiculous amount and maybe leave them printed up fan fiction lying on the coffee table to be helpful.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

FANFIC!! Of course *facepalm*! Why didn't I think of that?!

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

Loved this poll!

And the box is too small to leave my suggestion: Chad tells Jared that he's planning to set Jensen up with this totally hot guy he knows, and talks smack about how he thinks Jensen might be into guys, and sends Jared pictures for approval and what-not until he drives Jared crazy with the idea that some other guy is imminently going to have a shot at Jensen while he just stands around like a big tongue-tied dork!

You know, when I started writing it in the poll box, there was less detail. But then again, I'm guessing the suggestion isn't remotely ambiguous now. :0

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Fantastic idea. I think the jealously is an excellent way to go.

Jealous, pouty, 6' 4 little boys are comedy gold!

[cyndrarae.livejournal.com]

Chad Michael Murray is the laziest guy who'd go for the easiest way out but with the best intentions of course, at least in my mind hehe ;P So.. guess what's the fastest and easiest way to getting them laid... getting them drunk what else!!! :D:D He'll just enjoy the show and wait for it to happen on its own. And if it doesn't, he'll make sure they both pass out and arrange them together on a bed in a compromising position so that they wake up in the morning thinking something did happen and... :D:D Oh right sorry, this is your fic :D:D I got carried away heh. Can't wait to read it though!!! :)

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

You're so right. The judicious application of alocohol would CLEARLY feature heavily in CMM's plan!

[ellel.livejournal.com]

I am loving the hitting on Jensen idea!Chad flirting with Jensen(and you know he will do more than that!)-sounds hilarious!And what if Jensen is not exactly against Chad hitting on him?;)
And also jealous Jared is the best Jared ever!

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Jealousy is a definite winner. Love them when they sulk *gg*

Also, hi new friend!

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

Or how about have him seduce each of them separately, then get them all together for a three-way? [innocent humming]

Angie

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Damn, I love the way you think. ;)

[donotexist.livejournal.com]

it's been a MONTH! just post sth woman! im thirsty to death here...Orz

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

*g*

This month, I promise ;)