Help me!! I need fic ideas.

[jasmasson]

If you were Chad Michael Murray and noticed your good friend Jared Padalecki was living in domestic bliss with one Jensen Ackles, and yet they spent all their time eating cereal on the couch and watching cartoons in their underwear and NOT having sex, and you maybe got into a bet with Megan Padalecki, Mackenzie Ackles and Chris Kane about who could get them together, what would your matchmaking-strategy be?

[Poll #1302869]

Comments

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Dude. Clearly, Chad would do them all. And then end up with the guys each thinking he has a thing for either them or the other

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're so right. You totally know this is going to backfire on him SPECTACULARLY!!!!!

[astrangerfate.livejournal.com]

THIS POLL IS MADE OF SO MUCH WIN I CANNOT PICK JUST ONE ANSWER.

Yes, caps were totally necessary there. I want to read this fic soooo hard. Okay, I'm going to limit myself to three answers in an attempt to be slightly helpful:

- Lock them in the make-up trailer overnight
- Make fake journal entries from Jared saying I <3 Jensen and leave them for Jensen to find?
- Put Jensen up in a charity auction for a date so Jared has to rescue him from the crazy-eyed fangirls?

And honorable mention goes to pointing out Jensen's ass to Jared, because he so would, but when that didn't work immediately he would have to try something more drastic.

OMG CHAD!!!! <3

[micmezle.livejournal.com]

Put Jensen up in a charity auction for a date so Jared has to rescue him from the crazy-eyed fangirls?

I think I've already fic very similar to this but I'd read it again or another version of it.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Cool!

Because, you know, the ol' 'charity auction/you belong to me, mwahahaha' plan is both classic and fool-proof. Possibly ;)

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Um, the thing is, it's CHAD. So do you want what Chad would do, or what would actually be successful? ;-)

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Thanks Cam! It's definitely getting written... it's my sweet charity fic ;)

Well, they're all probably going to have a go at it, so maybe ALL three of those strategies can be used! \o/\o/\o/

<3 Chad ;)

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

It's Chad, as you so rightly point out, so it IS, indeed, going to fail horrifically ;)

[acidquill.livejournal.com]

Gahhhh. Couldn't decide between the makeup trailer, the hooker and getting their fucking acts together....actually maybe he did the hooker and then the trailer and then the yelling.

[athynto.livejournal.com]

O god this is soo good.
I can't decide really, but I would love to read this one: Hit on Jensen to make Jared jealous.
Chad hitting on Jensen, squirming Jensen and fuming Jared. This could be awesome.

[astrangerfate.livejournal.com]

:D :D I am so freaking excited for this. It is going to be amazing. Chadfic FTW!

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

That would be so adorably awkward, wouldn't it? Hee! Definite possibilities ;)

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Excellent thought! Because, you know, no detailed plan is actually going to work for you Chad, because you're Chad. Yelling is probably your best bet!

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

You're right. Chad would probably take the direct route ;)

[starweather.livejournal.com]

OH THIS IS SO HARD. *bites nails*

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

all of the above! haha


does this mean fic?!

[deadbeat-nymph.livejournal.com]

Charity auction FTW!

[smidirini.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I NEED a Chad Icon :P

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

I'm mean to not have ticky boxes, I know ;)

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Hee! You know they'll all fail in some deeply dorky way, and he'll end up having to try them ALL!!

Definitely fic! \o/

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

It's a classic ;)

Can you imagine Jensen's face?!! Deer-in-the-headlights, poor shy boy *snigger*.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Hee! Chad is awesome ;)

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Involving alcohol. :-D

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

It is Chad's most definite experience that alcohol leads to sex. QED.

<3s Chad. *g*

[ruefull.livejournal.com]

I don't know Chad, but I know how men think. *g* If it were me, I'd approach them, separately, with all sincere confidentiality, knowing winks and furtive looks around, and remind them that as their friend, I wouldn't tell a soul, they know they can trust me, so come on, tell me, how is he, really? You know, in bed? I mean, he's hot, yeah, but that's not always a guarantee, you know, and he's got those (cheekbones/legs/insert appropriate body part here) and I mean, I'm a modern guy, I'm open, I see things, and he's been looking at you, so... So, how is he? And then wait for his brain to implode. In a day or two, they're looking at each other and catching each other, and the rest is Karma/chemistry/lust. *g*