Help me!! I need fic ideas.

If you were Chad Michael Murray and noticed your good friend Jared Padalecki was living in domestic bliss with one Jensen Ackles, and yet they spent all their time eating cereal on the couch and watching cartoons in their underwear and NOT having sex, and you maybe got into a bet with Megan Padalecki, Mackenzie Ackles and Chris Kane about who could get them together, what would your matchmaking-strategy be?

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