jasmasson: (dark and stormy)
2012-01-02 06:43 pm

Yuletide Fic and New Year's Resolutions

1) Yuletide:

I did [livejournal.com profile] yuletide again this year. Sadly, it was not the universally positive experience it had been in previous years as my recipient has not responded to my fic which, as you can imagine, makes me feel pretty awful. However, I wrote two pinch-hits, which the recipients were very kind about, so I probably will still do it next year. Particularly as I got such an awesome Toy Soldiers fic as my gift. \o/

The fics are the top three here at my AO3. They are:
1) Harlan Coben's Myron Bolitar novels, gen, 2.2k, PG13, casefic;
2) Holy Flying Circus (Monty Python RPF), sort of John/Michael, PG13, 1.2k, mostly dialogue; and
3) Wolverine: Origins, Logan/Remy/Victor, NC17, 2.2k, mostly porn.

For serious, though, if you haven't seen Holy Flying Circus, about the debate on a chat show on Monty Python's Life of Brian when it was released, it was an awesome show. A one-off at about 1.5 hours long, and one of my TV highlights for 2011. You can download it from the link at my recipient's DYW letter here if you like. Well worth it, I assure you.

Major thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tehomet, [livejournal.com profile] montmorency and [livejournal.com profile] gestaltrose for various stepping into last-minute beta breeches. <3333

2) New Year Resolutions.

a) To update my DW/LJ once a week.
b) To loose 30 pounds.
c) To do some training at work and not rest on my laurels.
d) To write 1,000 per week. Not 52,000 words per year (although I would obviously take that!), but get some words out every week. Wish me luck!

So far, only a) is going well ;)
jasmasson: (dark and stormy)
2011-05-15 09:11 pm

Fic: And we'll dance at your wedding (until we pass out), Life on Mars UK, Sam/Annie (Sam/Gene), G

Fandom: Life on Mars
Story Title: And we’ll dance at your wedding (until we pass out)
Character/Relationships: Sam/Annie, (Sam/Gene)
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Words: 900 words
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] tvnetwork2_las, prompt 'dancing'
Summary: Sam becomes Mrs Cartwright

He smelled of Old Spice, smoke and booze, and it should have been a fairly disgusting smell to Sam’s modern sensibilities, but it wasn’t.
jasmasson: (merlin)
2011-04-07 02:10 pm

Fic: Palm to Palm, Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, PG13

Title: Palm to Palm
Rating: PG13
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Word Count: 5,700
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] amythystluna for the [livejournal.com profile] hs_merlin challenge. I ran with your prompt ‘musical boys’ because they were made for the spotlight – I hope it worked for you. Huge thanks to my speedy betas [livejournal.com profile] tehomet, [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie and [livejournal.com profile] singlemomsummer who saved me from a nervous breakdown. <3

Summary: In which Merlin writes his own obscure indie shit, thank you very much. Merlin's lyrics probably aren't as good as Shakespeare's verses, but then Arthur's no Romeo.

Read here at the LJ community, or here at AO3.
jasmasson: (dark and stormy)
2011-03-30 10:50 am

Fic: Crumpled, The Social Network, Mark/Eduardo, NC17, Kink

Fandom: The Social Network
Story Title: Crumpled
Character/Relationships: Mark/Eduardo
Rating: NC17
Words: 1,300
Notes: For this prompt at the the [livejournal.com profile] tsn_kinkmeme
Warning: PWP, D/s, underwear kink, orgasm control. Porn, is what I'm saying here. Maybe slightly disturbing porn.
Summary: Eduardo keeps himself useful while he waits for Mark to finish coding...

Eduardo was really much too tall to fit under Mark’s desk
jasmasson: (nanowrimo)
2010-11-14 09:42 pm

Fic: Hazard Pay, James Bond, PG, Bond/John Moneypenny

Fic: Hazard Pay
Fandom: James Bond
Rating: PG
Words: 1,497
Warnings: A male Moneypenny
Notes: For days 12, 13 and 14 of [livejournal.com profile] mini_nanowrimo. In the same John Moneypenny series as my [livejournal.com profile] yuletide snippet One Day. I just love the idea of Bond flirting with Moneypenny regardless of gender. You can read this fic on AO3 here, if you're so inclined.

In his third week of working for M, John Moneypenny goes on a field trip and meets James Bond )
jasmasson: (Default)
2010-01-01 05:52 pm

Fic announcement x4

SO! These were the fics I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] yuletide:

1) The Mechanical Heart. 4,000 words. PG. Holmes/Watson gen. They discover the Victorian Age was one of great danger as well as great advancement.

This was the one I was actually allocated in the exchange. The person requested Sherlock Holmes - friendship, steampunk.

Authorial rambling about the yuletide experience for me: )

2) Bertram and Bunnies. Jeeves and Wooster 1,700 words, PG13, Slash. There's something loose in Bertie's bedroom...

This was a 'pinch-hit' - i.e. this recipient's writer pulled out at the last and I only had one day to write it.

3) Keeping Pets. The Outsiders, Dally/Johnny, gen, 1,200 words, PG. With pets comes responsibility.

This was an extra, yuletide madness gift for a flister (waves to [livejournal.com profile] destina).

4) One Day. James Bond, Bond/boy!Moneypenny, slash, PG, 500 words. John Moneypenny works for M. So does James Bond

This was an extra, yuletide madness gift for someone who needed a late pinch-hit. Someone else did the pinch hit, but I saw the request and liked the looks of it! (I really, rather like the result, too!)

In summary, definitely recommend the yuletide experience!

I'm off out for dinner, now. <3 Happy New Year!
jasmasson: (Default)
2009-09-20 10:11 am

Fic: Like they used to, SPN, gen, PG

Title: Like they used to
Rating: PG
Genre: Supernatural, gen with some suggestion
Warning: It isn’t about death, but someone is dead
Archive: Now also at AO3
Notes: Post-series fic
Summary: Where we are when it's all over...

Are people allowed to fuck in heaven? )
jasmasson: (Default)
2009-06-24 08:52 pm

Fic: In Retrospect (I'd rather have been a poet) Prologue, J2, NC17, COMPLETE

Title: In retrospect (I’d rather have been a poet. Or a farmer)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jasmasson
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] stardael
Fandom: Supernatural, RPS, Secret agent AU.
Pairing: JP/JA (non-explicit references to JA/Jeffrey Dean Morgan, JA/Steve Carlson and JP/ Alexis Bledel)
Rating: NC17
Warning: Violence and references to abuse. Sorry JDM, I needed a darkly handsome, charismatic bad guy. So in a way it’s a compliment.
Beta: Untold thanks and love to [livejournal.com profile] astrangerfate and [livejournal.com profile] halfshellvenus who had to translate it all from British to American. She’s a goddess. Extra gushing and notes here
Word Count: 23,000
Archive: Now also in one part at AO3

Feedback the art: Here. And you really should. Just look at JDM. Mmmmmm.

“It’s in the car,” Jared said, slightly sheepishly.

Jensen’s look spoke volumes.

“What? It was just an errand.” Jared said, shrugging. “You shouldn’t need automatic weapons just to go to the bank. And anyway. You always do the shooting. I do the talking. The planning. The charming.”

Jensen snorted indelicately. “Thank you, 007.”

In retrospect, Prologue )